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what the fuck am i supposed to do with this

i mean, like, what the fuck can i do with this. where can i go from here. i can’t write better star wars jokes than the image of darth vader lurking ominously in the water at night. i just can’t! sorry the shop is now closed. i can’t get more insane than this

Is his suit actually waterproof for diving or is it just water resistant? I’m going to be thinking about swamp vader all night.

considering it’s a spacesuit, i’m assuming it’s waterproof, but saying “swamp vader” now has me imagining vader fucking off from the empire to the find the galaxy’s most dangerous swamp and then establish himself as the apex predator. just a dude slouching around the swamp in full body armor. like swamp thing and cliff steele came together as one.

Wouldn’t the most dangerous swamp in the galaxy be the swamp that contains Yoda

Jaws theme plays.

John Williams has cornered the post

Quick, trap them under a cup and throw them outside.

Jaws theme but Vader.

The Ja’s theme, yah.

Oh! Is that supposed to be a threatening image? Because, like, my brain went to Vader recreating something like this…